Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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