I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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