Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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