Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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