New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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