this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I wish you could order shots online.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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