yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Come on in and take your pants off
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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