I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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