I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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