If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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