She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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