discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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