I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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