Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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