Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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