He asked me if I "almost moaned"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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