Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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