she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
there was a trapeze. enough said
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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