We need to rekindle our bromance
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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