her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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