I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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