didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
