We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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