FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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