i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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