READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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