I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
