That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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