YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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