; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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