ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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