I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she peed on how many people?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Everclear isn't food dammit
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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