You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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