thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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