I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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