Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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