She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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