It's like God shit irony all over that family
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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