i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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