Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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