So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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