the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
