Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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