mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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