I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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