After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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