Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so let's talk penis.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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