on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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