just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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