Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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