I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The feeling are messing with the penis
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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