Where is the hickey?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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