There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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