Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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