Yo dont text me then not text me
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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