When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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